A Little Christmas Poem
Here's a little Christmas Poem from the keyboard of one of our loyal readers, prolific commenter, donator of ink pens, and occasional contributor, with some minor edits by me, shared with me by email today:
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE PARISH
THERE DWELT A STRANGE SILENCE
ONE MIGHT SAY IT WAS SCARISH
U.S. FLOOD CONTOL'S BLADDERS
WERE COVERED WITH FROST
WHILE FACES HUNG GRIM
OVER BAG MONEY LOST
CHARORGE AND HER GROUPIES (WHAT REMAIN)
WERE HUDDLED IN DRED
WHILST VISIONS OF RICHES
SHEWED JAIL TIME INSTEAD
THE COWS WERE ALL COMFY
WITH HOOVES CLEAN AND DRY
WHILST COMING FROM THE LEVEE
THEY COULD HEAR "TORO" CRY
"MOUDI MERDE"
"FIS D'PUTAIN DE CHAUVIN"
"ILL YA CASSER LE COMPLOT"
"POUR L'ARGENT A COUPD'MAIN"
CULLEN IN HIS DUNCE CAP
SHANNON LOST AS A GOOSE
TOOK ROPE FROM FEMA
WHICH THEY TIED IN A NOOSE
AND NOGO FOR ONCE
MOUTH CLOSED AND EYES WIDE
TREMBLING IN SILENCE
CAUSE HE NEVER LIED
HO HO SAID SANTA
WHO’S BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE
YOU PARTAKE OF THE DEAL
YOU PAYETH THE PRICE
Hey! This witness protection program ain't so bad. I'll be snug in a cabin with a fireplace and one of dem jacuzzi tubs this weekend. And I ain't paying for it. Yeah baby!
Here's a little Christmas Poem from the keyboard of one of our loyal readers, prolific commenter, donator of ink pens, and occasional contributor, with some minor edits by me, shared with me by email today:
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE PARISH
THERE DWELT A STRANGE SILENCE
ONE MIGHT SAY IT WAS SCARISH
U.S. FLOOD CONTOL'S BLADDERS
WERE COVERED WITH FROST
WHILE FACES HUNG GRIM
OVER BAG MONEY LOST
CHARORGE AND HER GROUPIES (WHAT REMAIN)
WERE HUDDLED IN DRED
WHILST VISIONS OF RICHES
SHEWED JAIL TIME INSTEAD
THE COWS WERE ALL COMFY
WITH HOOVES CLEAN AND DRY
WHILST COMING FROM THE LEVEE
THEY COULD HEAR "TORO" CRY
"MOUDI MERDE"
"FIS D'PUTAIN DE CHAUVIN"
"ILL YA CASSER LE COMPLOT"
"POUR L'ARGENT A COUPD'MAIN"
CULLEN IN HIS DUNCE CAP
SHANNON LOST AS A GOOSE
TOOK ROPE FROM FEMA
WHICH THEY TIED IN A NOOSE
AND NOGO FOR ONCE
MOUTH CLOSED AND EYES WIDE
TREMBLING IN SILENCE
CAUSE HE NEVER LIED
HO HO SAID SANTA
WHO’S BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE
YOU PARTAKE OF THE DEAL
YOU PAYETH THE PRICE
Hey! This witness protection program ain't so bad. I'll be snug in a cabin with a fireplace and one of dem jacuzzi tubs this weekend. And I ain't paying for it. Yeah baby!
posted by Carl A. Chauvin at 5:43 PM
2 Comments:
Some people just know how to work the system. Just control your "bladder" in that hot tub. We miss you at the weekend football gatherings. Or at least some of us do.
Hey,the Prez VETOED A bunch of the councils amendments on the budget,MAINLY those that the council oversees and money that has to have council approval!!! She doesn't or her better half doesn't want the council to know WHAT,WHERE and WHY MONEY IS USED OR HER EXPENCE ACCOUNT TRANSACTIONS IS NONE OF THE COUNCIL OR US THE PUBLICS BUSINESS!!! The overide of the VETO's COmes TUESDAY NIGHT!!! I'll give the results.
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