Why Is Russia Attackiing Georgia?
Why Not Alabama Instead?
The New York Times reports Russia has fired missiles at Georgia. I didn't know that the UGA Bulldogs were going to be that competitive this year. Has it come to this, SEC? Whose behind the Russians? Florida? South Carolina?

OOHH MAN! Nevermind! It's the Republic of Georgia, part of the former Soviet Union. Now I'm honte!