Stupid George Tricks
George Randolph has this thing he does that may annoy some, but to me, as perverse as I am, I find infinitely amusing and cute, yet pathetic, at the same time. Whenever George sees me in public talking with someone or knows that I have spoken with someone out of his presense, he has a habit of telling the person afterwards something like "What are you talking to the likes of Carl Chauvin for?" or "Why are you hanging around with that asshole?". OK, what does this mean? First, George is opining that he is a somebody and I am nobody, or that he is credible and I am not. In other words, its the thing that will get them unelected - they think their shit don't stink. Second, he is insulting the person he is saying this to because he is inferentially (that means between the lines, George) telling the person with whom he is sharing his views he is a better judge of character than the person. Too bad you can't buy social graces in a box, George. Third, is it a not so subtle threat? You talk to or hang with Carl Chauvin and I can or will hurt you. Is that what it means, George? Earth to George: Everybody is laughing at you!!
By the way, George, when it comes to credibility, my composite credit score from the three reporting companies is 763. What's yours?
If anybody has their own favorite Stupid George Tricks, please share them. I imagine some of you Parish vendors have some stories that may not be as amusing. I know, I've heard some. "Remember how much work you are getting from the Parish." Word gets around, George. Word gets around.
George Randolph has this thing he does that may annoy some, but to me, as perverse as I am, I find infinitely amusing and cute, yet pathetic, at the same time. Whenever George sees me in public talking with someone or knows that I have spoken with someone out of his presense, he has a habit of telling the person afterwards something like "What are you talking to the likes of Carl Chauvin for?" or "Why are you hanging around with that asshole?". OK, what does this mean? First, George is opining that he is a somebody and I am nobody, or that he is credible and I am not. In other words, its the thing that will get them unelected - they think their shit don't stink. Second, he is insulting the person he is saying this to because he is inferentially (that means between the lines, George) telling the person with whom he is sharing his views he is a better judge of character than the person. Too bad you can't buy social graces in a box, George. Third, is it a not so subtle threat? You talk to or hang with Carl Chauvin and I can or will hurt you. Is that what it means, George? Earth to George: Everybody is laughing at you!!
By the way, George, when it comes to credibility, my composite credit score from the three reporting companies is 763. What's yours?
If anybody has their own favorite Stupid George Tricks, please share them. I imagine some of you Parish vendors have some stories that may not be as amusing. I know, I've heard some. "Remember how much work you are getting from the Parish." Word gets around, George. Word gets around.
posted by Carl A. Chauvin at 3:32 PM
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HEY CHAUVIN!!!!!
FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS NOW WE HAVE HAD A SOLITARY BUZZARD OF AN UNUSUAL VARIETY HANGING AROUND THE FIELDS OF "HELL RANCH".
HE MUST BE WAITING FOR A FREE MEAL(SOMETHING KILLED BY THE BUSH HOGS).
THIS PAST WEEK END WE THOUGHT IT APROPO TO NAME HIM.
I'LL BE BUSH-HOGGING TOMORROW . I'TAKE A PICTURE OF "GEORGE" THE BUZZARD AND SEND IT TO YOU.
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