Randy Dave Saved By Da Bell!
The Times-Picayune answers my question about Mr. Self-Righteous being prosecuted for soliciting prostitutes. The statute of limitations has run on the offenses.

On a side note, ain't it time to decriminalize prostitution? Sex is beautiful, fun and relieves stress, my prudish friends. It ain't dirty! (OK, I admit imagining your parents doing it is a bit icky and frisson-raising!) Why is sex between two or more consenting adults with compensation exchanged illegal?