TRUCK RUNNING FOR __________!?

Reliable sources tell TPRTK that Jerry "Truck" Gisclair, owner of KLRZ, 100.3 FM, Da Ragin' Cajun, and my personal hero, caused an embarrass when he announced that he was running for political office, but didn't specify which office it is, on today's Talk on Da Baya. Whether it is genuine or not, way to go Truck! Get all dem politicos hot and bothered! Who's da target? Is it NOGO? Is it Charorge? Is it state rep? Is it Sheriff? Senate? Mayor of Golden Meadow? (Truck, you got to live in Golden Meadow to run for Mayor there, yeah.)

I hear that a number of other high profile, financially-comfortable, non-double-wide-trailer dwelling folk are considering a run for _________________ and ______________________. Of course, when a politician is as pathetic and clueless as Charorge, everybody and their crazy aunt in the attic will run. (Don't worry Charorge, we will not miss the chance to write about your support for Cat 3 levee protection in the 10th Ward, while supporting Cat 5 protection above the intracoastal. And then ya'll will ask those good folks below the intracoastal to vote for ya'll this coming Fall? Try keeping that secret! HA! HA! HA! HA!)