Wednesday, August 09, 2006

IT'S GEORGE RANDOLPH DAY!
Big shout out to the first husband of Lafourche Parish, George Randolph!!!! George, because you are such a loyal reader of this blog and have done so much to make this blog a success, we dedicate today to you!! IT'S ALL GEORGE RANDOLPH, ALL DAY!!!

What better stage husband a politician could have!? He makes Brooke Shields' mom seem like a shrinking violet. Charlotte recently said she needed a wife instead of a husband.

You da man, George! Just think George, many of your wife's problems as Parish President are directly attributable to your interference! We may never know whether Patsy Ramsey played any part in JonBenet's death, but we know you had a hand in ending your wife's political career. Most other husbands would have had enough respect for their wives to let her make the decisions she was elected to. But not you. You was important now and you were not going to let a woman get in the way. You Da Big Pimp! Right?

As part of George Randolph Day, we'll look at George's driving record and a few other things and blog statistics! Aren't ya'll excited!?!?

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

happy george randolph day!! yipeeeee.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have heard that ray may have to move his cows out of tarpon heights. I wonder if the taxpayers will have to pay for the move

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We want a PICTURE of GEORGE!
BETTER YET, WE WANT A PICTURE OF GEORGE AND RAY SITTING ON TOP OF 500 DEPLOYED BLADDERS,(25000 LINEAR FEET)(8333 LINEAR FEET IN GROUPS OF 3)(1.578282 MILES)(5.3 MILLION DOLLARS) (ON TOP THE LEVEES)(IN THE SUNLIGHT) (BEFORE,DURING, OR AFTER HURRICANE RITA'S CRESTED SURGE WATER,) TAKE YOUR PICK......NOW EITHER PUT UP OR SHUT UP ABOUT BUDGET CUTS!!!IF THIS MATTER HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY INVESTIGATED,THIS SHOULD NOT BE A DIFFICULT REQUEST.

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do we now have to wreck our wife's car???Or mess with her finances???AND FEED THE CATTLE?????

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tell you what if I would wreck my wife's car, I would be in big trouble and no one would have to pay for the damage but myself. and as far as her finances god forbid I even ask. and the cattle they would be fed last. hey maybe I should ask my wife to run for parish president.

10:46 AM  

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