Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Back Off, Charorge!
The Comet article announcing Charorge* giving up the $15.88 million ghost makes for interesting reading. Charorge's Misadministration had no comment!

Unlike the traditional press, we here at The Public's Right to Know have unprecedented access to Charorge's Misadministration.

Here's the interview with Charlotte/George:

Question: Yo, Charorge, how's it hanging?

Answer: (George hands Charlotte a note) Pretty limp, you piece of @%*$!

Q: Well, are you withdrawing your $15.88 million slush fund request?

A: (George hands Charlotte a note) No comment.

Q: Well, I read a proposed ordinance that was placed on tonight's agenda that indicates your are.

A: (George hands Charlotte a note) No comment.

Q: OK, why are you withdrawing it? Have many of your big shot supporters called you on the carpet for that blatant attempt at creating a slush fund in anticipation of next year's election?

A: (George hands Charlotte a note) No comment.

Q: With the increased property values in the Parish and increased sales taxes as a result of the influx of Katrina refugees into the Parish resulting in more tax revenues, ain't that enough money to do alot of good stuff?

A: (George hands Charlotte a note) No comment.

Q: You aren't still sore cuz I revealed your credit card misuse, gave George some funny nicknames and kicked your butts on the public records thing, are ya'll?

A: (George hands Charlotte a note) NO COMMENT!

Q: What new and bold initutives can the Public expect in the near future?

A: (George hands Charlotte a note) No comment.

Q: Will you be seeking political office in the future?

A: (George hands Charlotte a note) No comment.

Q: Will you try to pass any other types of tax increases before your first term is complete?

A: (George hands Charlotte a note) No comment.

(Note: The "Interview" is a work of fiction.)

* mash-up of Charlotte and George, like Benefer for Ben Affleck and JLo.

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