Friday, March 31, 2006

Charlotte Chairs Secret Meeting; Chaos Erupts
Queen Charlotte Randolph chaired a super-secret meeting aboard a luxurious houseboat after the Highway 1 Collision (not misspelled) Leeville Bridge federal loan of our own tax money celebration on Friday, March 24, 2006, according to well informed sources. Charlotte proposed a one cent parish-wide sales tax as an alternative to her much maligned $15.88 million slush fund proposal at the meeting. Present were three councilmen, including Mark "#!*%&@@" Atzenhoffer and Phillip "NO GO" Gouaux, and various present and former public servants and employees. Thibodaux opted out of the sales tax idea because they are at the upper limits they can assess. (Why did she not know that would be their position prior to convening the meeting? She could have avoided looking like a fool once again. Who is giving her advice? The same lack of forethought continues to bedevil her.) Then, two Tenth Warders suggested that, if that was the case, then the taxes collected within a district would be kept in that district. Charlotte objected vehemently, slammed her folder shut and retreated to the bar. One Tenth Warder was heard to tell Charlotte he would not be treated like a two year old. WHOA! Where's the love, people?!?! What's good for the rest of the Parish is good for the Tenth Ward, especially when the Tenth Ward is expected to foot half the bill and get little or nothing in return, ain't it? Why does the Tenth Ward continue to have a problem swallowing that line of bs?

I guess that is the end of the sale tax idea. Charlotte, honey, I want copies of the papers you had in your folder. Don't destroy them. They are public records and a public record request is in the mail for copies. That's right, 25 cent a piece copies.

Po Charlotte, she's having the darn hardest time getting her mits on public money to use to her best advantage in an election year! Won't someone help! Should I be waiting for an invite to Charlotte's fund raiser? Why all the extra police presence at the houseboat? Was there a fear that the evil grand inquisitor Carl A. Chauvin would make an appearance and try to hand out copies of his infernal blog?

Why does Ted Falgout have an observer at Council meetings? Did Carl A. Chauvin miss something when he last scrutinized Emperor Ted's Port Commission?

Dear fellow members of the Public, it sounds like we are getting into their heads real serious like. Y'all keep talking, but stop laughing at Charlotte! She's very sensitive.

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