Hunting for witches in Iberia Parish
I guess now that they are about to make cockfighting illegal, we'll have to find some other activity to take its place. Maybe our boy Iberia Parish President Will Langlinais has the answer: Witch Hunting.
Pouvre Will! Last week he saw conspiracies, now he thinks he's a witch. It appears that since the Legislative Auditor's report came out, the machines of local and state law enforcement are gearing up to drop the hammer. The DA there, Phil Haney, will be convening a grand jury to look into the wrongdoing found in the audit. And the State Attorney General and State Police may join the party too.
There is even a call to impeach po' Will just because the Louisiana Legislative Auditor found he had "directed public funds to improve private property; was inappropriately reimbursed for meals already paid for with parish and state monies; entered into contracts in violation of the parish charter; used public funds for charitable donations and to pay for employee meals and social events; and pressured parish employees to solicit donations and work on his campaign fund-raising golf tournament during parish work hours." CHI OH!
Will says, may, what about all dat the Council done? Dunno, Will, but it looks like you are going to have to be spending alot of money on lawyers.
What about ya'll Charlotte, George and Ray, you think witch hunting will be coming to Lafourche Parish anytime soon?
I guess now that they are about to make cockfighting illegal, we'll have to find some other activity to take its place. Maybe our boy Iberia Parish President Will Langlinais has the answer: Witch Hunting.
Pouvre Will! Last week he saw conspiracies, now he thinks he's a witch. It appears that since the Legislative Auditor's report came out, the machines of local and state law enforcement are gearing up to drop the hammer. The DA there, Phil Haney, will be convening a grand jury to look into the wrongdoing found in the audit. And the State Attorney General and State Police may join the party too.
There is even a call to impeach po' Will just because the Louisiana Legislative Auditor found he had "directed public funds to improve private property; was inappropriately reimbursed for meals already paid for with parish and state monies; entered into contracts in violation of the parish charter; used public funds for charitable donations and to pay for employee meals and social events; and pressured parish employees to solicit donations and work on his campaign fund-raising golf tournament during parish work hours." CHI OH!
Will says, may, what about all dat the Council done? Dunno, Will, but it looks like you are going to have to be spending alot of money on lawyers.
What about ya'll Charlotte, George and Ray, you think witch hunting will be coming to Lafourche Parish anytime soon?
posted by Carl A. Chauvin at 3:53 PM
5 Comments:
WITCH HUNT ??? Get a rope, a broom, a stake, and some firewood. Hell lets get Dorothy and Toto to drop a Double Wide on them.
PAUVRE WILL needs to move to Lafourche,where you can get away with things like that.
BADDA BING!
Very good.
CAN WE DECLARE CHAROLETTE TO BE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN AND HAVE HER DEPORTED?
I've been supportive of Charlotte...but it keeps getting harder and harder.
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