GIT YER VERY OWN RED HOT TPRTK INK PIN
A patron of this blog has donated 600 fat ink pens with this blog's url emblazoned on them. How to distribute them? First of all, don't show up at my office unannounced. Sorry, my "to-do" list and court schedule is crushing right now. If you see me in public, ask for one. You'll likely see me at all South Lafourche football home games and at the Galliano Walmart or random snowball stands or convenience stores throughout the Parish or Frank's in Golden Meadow. They're in the trunk of my car. Also, be on the look-out for red and black ink pens just lying around in public places. If it says "This PEN Has Been Stolen From: THE PUBLIC'S RIGHT TO KNOW", it is your's. I'll leave some in libraries, mostly. I'll also, likely, forget a few in some post offices. You might see some in some bars. I'll also leave some in a manila envelope on the front door of my office, for after hours pick-up.
Half of them have my last name spelled Shauvin. I guess there aren't too many Chauvins in Kalifornia.
A patron of this blog has donated 600 fat ink pens with this blog's url emblazoned on them. How to distribute them? First of all, don't show up at my office unannounced. Sorry, my "to-do" list and court schedule is crushing right now. If you see me in public, ask for one. You'll likely see me at all South Lafourche football home games and at the Galliano Walmart or random snowball stands or convenience stores throughout the Parish or Frank's in Golden Meadow. They're in the trunk of my car. Also, be on the look-out for red and black ink pens just lying around in public places. If it says "This PEN Has Been Stolen From: THE PUBLIC'S RIGHT TO KNOW", it is your's. I'll leave some in libraries, mostly. I'll also, likely, forget a few in some post offices. You might see some in some bars. I'll also leave some in a manila envelope on the front door of my office, for after hours pick-up.
Half of them have my last name spelled Shauvin. I guess there aren't too many Chauvins in Kalifornia.
posted by Carl A. Chauvin at 4:00 PM
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Here’s the Top Ten list of What Charorge Can Do With a Red Hot TPRTK Ink Pen:
(10) Sign more overtime sheets for salaried employees.
(9) Jot down P.R. Quips & Clichés to use in photo ops & press while
George wrecks another truck.
(8) Write requisitions for more generators for Ray’s friends & family.
(7) Sign credit card receipts for George’s travel food & booze.
(6) Write the President’s budget message and brag of “accomplishments” such as: Brother in Law out Fall Canals
(5) Sign $30,000 of checks for George’s first wrecked truck.
(4) Give it to Cullen to pick his nose or to write insipid expenditure justifications for the auditors, such as the $5.3 million Bladder Letter.
(3) Sign emergency declarations so she may use “all available resources”
(2) Write letters to FEMA telling them we want them to pay through the ass for something that wasn’t used.
(1) Signed a big fat check to US Flood Control for $5.3 million of cow copotes and make some people very very happy.
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