Top Ten Things You Could Buy With the $74,000 Being Squandered On The July 15 Tax Re-Newal Election
I need one more good one. HELP!
10. Anonymous said... A whole lot of Abita Amber!!! Thu May 11, 08:16:20 PM
(Dude! Follow the instructions! How much beer? And this is the last beer one. But I couldn't resist giving you a link. No, nobody can say alot of statuesque red-heads, flying dogs or doe-eyed cows. Take this thing seriously! I want some good imaginative stuff. Come on Ted, you have a fertile imagination. You imagine you have some significant role in the success of Fourchon. That success was inspite of you, not because of you. George, let's just say, you can sit this one out. OK? Imagination ain't exactly your strong suit.)
9. Anonymous said... How about 18.5000 minutes on a 1-900 call at $4.00 a minute? MMMMMMMM Abita Amber... 10:19 PM
(The Psychic Friends Network?!?! Ya'll are making me rethink whether Charorge's idea of how to squander that money is such a bad idea afterall and will kill any credibility I may have earned. Help me somebody!)
8. 2006 BMW 5-Series, MSRP: $42,500-81,200.
(This is what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!)
7. Two years at Tulane + two years at Nicholls = a college education or four years at Nicholls and three years at a public medical school = your kid's a doctor.
(This one is really damaging to Charorge. You can give your kid a college education or a medical degree for the money they will waste on an unnecessary election! Lordy!)
6. Six-night transatlantic journey from New York to Southampton on the Queen Mary 2 costs $38,258. (each presumably) That price doesn't include a plane ticket back to the U.S., which will seem like pennies compared to the sticker price of the cruise.
(To be a big shot, it takes more than just acting like one, Charorge! This is the real deal!)
5. 1996 Catalina - 32' Sail Boat $74,000
4. Sadly, the cost of nursing home care for one year = $74,000
3. Anonymous said... You can get stopped for speeding 21 to 30 MPH over the limit ($191.50). Get tickets for having window tinting that's too dark($141.50), a burnt head or tail light($50), not wearing a seatbelt($25), and having an open beer in the passenger section of your vehicle($141.50). Take the tickets to court and be charged with court cost($41.50) 124 times in the Town of Golden Meadow. Mon, 15 May 2006, 5:47 AM
(You got some imagination! Good Work!)
2. From Saturday's Comet real estate listings: 3 Apt. complex, large carport, 1-3BR 1 1/2BA trailer, 1-2BR 2BA apt, 1-1BR 1BA apt. All under 1 roof, live in one, rent two to pay note. All apts. rented. In Schreiver. $70,000. With the $4K left, you could prob'ly get a decent used pickup.
I need one more good one. HELP!
10. Anonymous said... A whole lot of Abita Amber!!! Thu May 11, 08:16:20 PM
(Dude! Follow the instructions! How much beer? And this is the last beer one. But I couldn't resist giving you a link. No, nobody can say alot of statuesque red-heads, flying dogs or doe-eyed cows. Take this thing seriously! I want some good imaginative stuff. Come on Ted, you have a fertile imagination. You imagine you have some significant role in the success of Fourchon. That success was inspite of you, not because of you. George, let's just say, you can sit this one out. OK? Imagination ain't exactly your strong suit.)
9. Anonymous said... How about 18.5000 minutes on a 1-900 call at $4.00 a minute? MMMMMMMM Abita Amber... 10:19 PM
(The Psychic Friends Network?!?! Ya'll are making me rethink whether Charorge's idea of how to squander that money is such a bad idea afterall and will kill any credibility I may have earned. Help me somebody!)
8. 2006 BMW 5-Series, MSRP: $42,500-81,200.
(This is what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!)
7. Two years at Tulane + two years at Nicholls = a college education or four years at Nicholls and three years at a public medical school = your kid's a doctor.
(This one is really damaging to Charorge. You can give your kid a college education or a medical degree for the money they will waste on an unnecessary election! Lordy!)
6. Six-night transatlantic journey from New York to Southampton on the Queen Mary 2 costs $38,258. (each presumably) That price doesn't include a plane ticket back to the U.S., which will seem like pennies compared to the sticker price of the cruise.
(To be a big shot, it takes more than just acting like one, Charorge! This is the real deal!)
5. 1996 Catalina - 32' Sail Boat $74,000
4. Sadly, the cost of nursing home care for one year = $74,000
3. Anonymous said... You can get stopped for speeding 21 to 30 MPH over the limit ($191.50). Get tickets for having window tinting that's too dark($141.50), a burnt head or tail light($50), not wearing a seatbelt($25), and having an open beer in the passenger section of your vehicle($141.50). Take the tickets to court and be charged with court cost($41.50) 124 times in the Town of Golden Meadow. Mon, 15 May 2006, 5:47 AM
(You got some imagination! Good Work!)
2. From Saturday's Comet real estate listings: 3 Apt. complex, large carport, 1-3BR 1 1/2BA trailer, 1-2BR 2BA apt, 1-1BR 1BA apt. All under 1 roof, live in one, rent two to pay note. All apts. rented. In Schreiver. $70,000. With the $4K left, you could prob'ly get a decent used pickup.
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A whole lot of Abita Amber!!!
How about 18.5000 minutes on a 1-900 call at $4.00 a minute? MMMMMMMM Abita Amber...
You can get stopped for speeding 21 to 30 MPH over the limit ($191.50). Get tickets for having window tinting that's too dark($141.50), a burnt head or tail light($50), not wearing a seatbelt($25), and having an open beer in the passenger section of your vehicle($141.50). Take the tickets to court and be charged with court cost($41.50) 124 times in the Town of Golden Meadow
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